Happy Thoughts

nine picture of jason segel
requested by anonymous

Best ever!

Okay, I may have a crush on him.  Too bad he has a stupid middle name…

Okay, I may have a crush on him.  Too bad he has a stupid middle name…


Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don’t do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It’s so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway. I’M NOT GOING.

Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don’t do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It’s so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway. I’M NOT GOING.

Obsessed with this

This times 1,000

This times 1,000

Hm, I didn’t realize it was possible to steal one’s ass…

Hm, I didn’t realize it was possible to steal one’s ass…